Easter 2011

April Fool's Day

Here it is again- one of my favorite days of the year.  I cherish this day- mostly because Kenny tends to pull pranks ALL OF THE TIME.  And this is the one day that I save up for all year long!  This is the day that I can mess with Kenny and he can't get mad:)!

I've been planning these pranks for days, weeks, and even months in advance.  I even kept a list on my phone so I wouldn't forget any.

The first thing:  (This one had to be carefully orchestrated last night.)  I changed his ringtone to the hit Justin Bieber song 'Baby'.  I choose this one because I knew of Kenny's "deep devotion" for the Biebster.  I'm hoping that he can't figure out how to change his ringtone immediately and is forced to suffer with it all day.

Second:  I know where he parks at the hospital everyday:)  So, (and I came up with this one almost a year ago) I went up to the hospital yesterday, found his car, and moved it about 20 spaces farther away to the last parking spot available!  Far enough for him not to notice it, but still within his vision.  It was perfect!  And luckily for me he just happened to call me when he was walking out to his car like he normally does!  The conversation went something like this:

Kenny:  Hey- I just got off, I'm headed out to my car right now and I'm gonna stop at the gym before I come home.

Me:  Oh- ok.  (Trying to sound very bored and normal.)

Kenny:  What time do you need me home so you can leave?

Me:  Well, the movie doesn't start until 5:20, so you have plenty of time to workout.

Kenny:  Ok, well... I will... um... I...I'm... I just need to find my car...um...let me call you back.

Me:  Ok.  (Doing an amazing job at acting normal, might I say!)

I hang up the phone and about 5 minutes (yes, 5 minutes) later he calls back.

Kenny:  What'd ya do with my car?!?

Me: (Innocently) What?

Kenny:  Where's my car?!?

Me: (Heavy sarcasm) Uh, probably where you parked it!

Kenny:  Seriously Missy, I'm wearin shorts right now, I'm freezing my butt off!

Me:  Well, that sucks for you.

Kenny:  Come on, where'd you put my car?

Me:  I didn't touch your car.

Kenny:  Missy, I'm freezin and holdin a bunch of papers!

Me:  I don't know how to help you with that.

This proceeded to go on for a few more minutes where Kenny complained of being cold and holding papers and I continued to deny knowing about his car.  It was quite entertaining:)  He finally got me to laugh with his talking about wearing shorts and freezing his butt off while holding a bunch of papers and the wind and everything- it was pretty funny!  I couldn't hold out much longer.

Kenny: Where's it at?

Me:  Look back about 20 spaces.

Kenny: (click)

He He He:)  LOL

He tried to call me back a minute later and asked why his car wasn't starting and why the front tire was flat, it didn't work. (Well, not entirely.)

The Third and finally one:  Kenny hates Hugh Jackman.  I think he's a catch!  We have this long running thing about him (with a few friends involved as well) so I knew I needed to use this to my advantage.  I printed off a whole bunch of Hugh Jackman pictures, cut his head out, and taped them over every picture of Kenny in our house.  :)  The best part is he has only found the ones in our bedroom so far.  He has no idea that they are all over!

I LOVE April Fools Day!